shoutout to tumblr for teaching me more than school ever did. school never taught me about asbestos removal or that farming can be turned into a cool internet joke called a “meme”. also did you know if you cut chocolate a certain way it will never run out? tumblr is so educational fuck school
Deleting my school to focus on tumblr
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
LIKE IT’S REALLY JUST THIS SIMPLE
If you want to be able to say the “n-word,” you better be ready to accept the “n-word” lifestyle that comes with it.
*white person voice* why can’t I use the n-word? You’re being racist!
“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”
“What was your happiest moment with her?”
“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”
Were you hoping to get an iWatch this fall? If so, then you might have to hold out until Christmas. AppleInsider points us to a new research note written by analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, who has a very solid track record with Apple rumors and who now says that Apple will start mass producing the iWatch in the second half of November and not in September as he previously reported.